Pulled out my old lightsaber from the closet so my sister could fight her friend with my brothers lightsaber. #nerd #starwars #lightsaber
held a door open for a girl today and didn’t even get a blowjob. so tired of getting friend zoned.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but cake and chips excite me.
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
He doesn’t want this picture to go viral.but we will share it and teach him how to respect people,share it this it how we privatize world peace
yeah this fucking idiot was spitting on fans and laughing at them
before that he took a pic of them from his balcony and posted on twitter something like “woke up to this! awesome fans!” or something
what a two faced asshole
and this happened like a few miles from where i live